Citrus Cilantro Lemonade
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Our menu
December Food Special
HOT HUNGARIAN
Hot Hungarian sausage, cheese, lettuce, rice, sauteed onion + red & green peppers, lite potatoes, and sour cream. (It’s got two carbs!!)
Reg: $10 | El Biggo: $12
December Drink Special
Winter Wonderita
White cranberry & coconut margarita. A great blend of crisp and tropical - perfect for December!
$12
WEEKLY SPECIALS
Taco Tuesday
~ All Day! ~
$4
Get any crunchy taco for just $4
DINE-IN ONLY
Wednesday: Industry Night
~ 6 PM - 10 PM (close) ~
DRINKS
$5 Altos Silver Shot | $6 Altos Gold Shot
$3 Bottled Mexican Lager
$9 House Margarita
$2 off
Any two-layer taco
Are you a member of the service industry? Come by and tell us your worst Karen encounter!!
Thirsty Thursday
~ 6 PM - 10 PM (close) ~
$8
A Regular House or Fruit Margarita
~ * ~ or ~ * ~
A Draft Beer + Shot of Altos Silver Tequila
Fish / Shrimp Friday
~ All Day! ~
Fish or Shrimp Burrito
Poached haddock or shrimp with cilantro lime rice, original guacamole, tomatoes, light cheese, and citrus cilantro slaw.
Reg: $11 Biggo/Bowl: $13
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Fajitarito
Chicken, steak, & shrimp with cilantro lime rice, sour cream, cheese, and seasoned fajita veggies.
Reg: $11 Biggo/Bowl: $13
Saturday
~ 11 AM - 3 PM ~
Breakfast Burrito
Scrambled-to-order eggs, potatoes, hand-cut bacon, cheese, pico de gallo, and sour cream.
Reg: $9 Biggo: $11
~ All Day! ~
Pulled Pork Burrito
Our pulled pork is slow-cooked overnight in our house hot sauce, beer, and spices, resulting in fall-apart-tender perfection.
Served with cilantro lime rice, cheese, tomato, and house-made creamy slaw. Also available as a taco!
BBQ Pork Burrito
The same pulled pork described above with BBQ sauce, potato, cheese, corn salsa, and house-made creamy slaw. Also available as a taco!
Reg: $10 Biggo/Bowl: $12
~ All Day! ~
Pulled Pork Nachos
Corn tortilla chips topped with slow-roasted pulled pork, cheese, corn salsa, pickled jalapenos, creamy slaw, and dill pickles.
Half: $7 Full: $14
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BAKED BURRITOS - Our trusty go-to.
Gooey cheese inside, toasty outside - the best of both worlds, tbh.
Choose from a selection of Tontos’ favorite recommendations or customize the burrito of your dreams stuffed full of more than 40 ingredient options.
Available in regular and el biggo sizes, or get it as a bowl for the same price as a biggo.
Burritos are available as a take-n-bake option to freeze and warm up later!
Our Food
TACOS - Large and in charge.
Not your average taco.
Options include an 8-inch soft, a 7-inch crunchy, or a two-layer taco: a soft taco wrap stuck to a crunchy taco shell with the “glue” (like queso - or something vegan!) of your choice.
We recommend sticking with ordering only one or two (maybe three if you’re starving - we get it) because of how big these are.
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Our Drinks
Join us for Happy Hour ~ * ~ Bar Seating Only!
Tue - Fri: 2 PM – 6 PM
MARGARITAS
Does Taco Tontos have the best margaritas in Cleveland?
We think so.
Each margarita is handmade to order, fresh every time - never from a mix.
In addition to our classic house margarita, try any of our fresh fruit options, including mango, strawberry, blackberry, pineapple, grapefruit, and jalapeno.
(Psst: go for the house-infused habanero tequila if you’re feeling spicy.)
~ * ~ Our Famous ~ * ~
House Margarita!
TONS OF TEQUILAS
Blanco, reposado, anejo - ¡oh my!
Taco Tontos’ bar is stocked with a wide variety of tequila and several mezcal options to choose from.
Find your favorite go-tos or try something new from our curated selections.
FULL SERVICE BAR
Tequila not your jam?
Our handcrafted cocktails and an ever-changing selection of local draft beers from all over Ohio offer plenty of options. Canned domestic beers + seltzers are also available.
Non-Alcoholic (NA) Drink Options
Staying dry? We’ve got you covered.
Taco Tontos wants everyone to have a great experience and be included.
All of our cocktails can be made as a mocktail (without alcohol), or you can keep it green with CBD/THC seltzers and pre-canned cocktails, or try a THC shot swap-out in place of liquor.
We also stock a variety of NA beers and kombucha.
Tontos’ house-labeled cane sugar sodas are a delicious option for everyone - try our root beer, ginger beer, vanilla cream, green apple, or grape soda.